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Joke of the Day

"the worst part of this guy catching me masturbating to a Highlights magazine is looking him in the eye for an hour while he cleans my teeth."

"Where do baby apes sleep? Apricots."

"Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it."

"""Bro check out that DILP."" ""Where? Wait what's a DILP?"" ""Dog I'd Like to Pet."""

"Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell!"

"Where does He-Man keep his towel? BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it."

"What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles? Ramendon"

"What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order? one with everything"

"Nothing soothes the soul like seeing a huge muscular guy walking with a tiny ice cream cone"

"I just flew in from Cleveland And boy are my arms tired."