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Joke of the Day

"7 thoughts u have when buzfeed steals ur content -WTF -OMG -Huh -FAIL -LOL -NOPE -why is a multimilion dollar website riping off my twiter"

"What would Jesus do? Get nailed to a cross and bleed out."

"How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ? She should play the lottery too !"

"My doctor won't go away. I know what you're thinking but he has been eating small pieces of apple over many decades to build up an immunity."

"Who you must not greet on a plane? HI Jack!"

"She died doing what she loved: Running for her life in the wrong direction."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked to be in a movie about famous musical composers... He responded ""I'll be Bach"""

"I like my women like I like my cheese. Cold and blue."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Hillary Clinton and the Email Hillary: ""At least I, unlike Lindsay Graham, USE email! <drops mic>"