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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a gay bar.......... The bartender asks ""Would you like me to push in your stool?"""

"My wife was raped by a mime He preformed unspeakable acts on her"

"Did you hear the one about the blind ship captain? He couldn't sea anything."

"Sorry I booped your nose during your meltdown .."

"i took a STD test today Turns out i pass with hepatitis A, i know what you're thinking and no i didn't cheat off the asian girl."

"Grandma is doing her best to stay cool. She signed up for some hip surgery."

"Why did the bigamist cross the road? To get to the other bride."

"Only in America would people violently trample each other for discounts, exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have..."

"What do you call a bra stretched across a road? A booby-trap"

"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?"