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Joke of the Day

"Eye of the tiger. Nose of the lion. Mouth of the lynx. Ear of the bobcat. Throat of the cougar. Forehead of the ocelot."

"There are four things that you can look at into infinity. A flowing water, blazing fire, a woman parking her car, and - in one case - the ceiling of the mausoleum."

"What do all my friends and my dad have in common? i didnt have either growing up"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter."

"ever notice how santa give rich kids better presents than poor kids. come on 8yr olds put your thinking caps on"

"What's the difference between Bono and Jesus? Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono."

"If evolution is real how come? Monkeys still throw their poop underhanded"

"What caused the civil war in Ethiopia? Too many Negus."

"Why buy an invisible knife? I don't see the point"

"Why do girls wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"