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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter."

"Need help with kids I am at dinner for mothers day and striking out with the jokes. Reddit brothers and sisters I need your kid appropriate jokes. HELP!"

"What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!"

"Why did the vulture cross the road? To eat the dead chicken on the other side."

"Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission."

"Really, IKEA? No free WiFi? Or do I have to buy one and assemble it?"

"I was talking to my grandfather When he said ""your generation relies too much on technology"" I then said "" no grandpa yours does"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends? They compliment each other nicely."

"What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!"

"Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together."