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Joke of the Day
"What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing. It just let out a little wine."
Next Joke
"i'm really good at practicing how to pronounce something on a fancy menu for 10 minutes, then cracking under pressure and saying ""that one."""
"Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street? They might be laced with something.."
"A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table."
"What is the worst icebreaker? The Titanic"
"How do you stop a mexican tank? You shoot the guy pushing it."
"Coors Light ships cold straight from the factory. I wish other water companies would do the same."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick"""
"Why did the boy drop his icecream? He was hit by a truck."
"What do you call Korean soul food? Okra Gangnam Style"