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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst icebreaker? The Titanic"
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"Hey you know how people say they hate math because it doesn't make sense? I think that is unfair because math loves them. The problem is that math shows its love by playing hard to get."
"What's the most believed oxymoron? Peaceful muslims"
"I love you -My Dad"
"Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries"
"I've never been good when it comes to Greek mythology. It truly is my Achille's elbow."
"What did Death say when his furniture was repossessed? There will be reapercushions."
"""Can I take your order?"" Wait, take it where? ""No, not-"" I haven't even given you my order yet ""I mean-"" WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MY ORDER"
"I finally got a housekeeper. it's my ex-wife. She kept the house."
"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Graaaaaaiiiiiinnns"