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Joke of the Day

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick"""

"If you were born in September... Then, you can be sure that your parents started the New Year, with a bang."

"I met my wife in an African Languages class We just clicked"

"What's a Web Developer's favourite tea? URL #DDD"

"Me: So, you come here often? Him: .....we're in my house."

"The most artistic boxer Just watched some Evander Holyfield highlight videos. Such artistry! He's like the Vincent Van Gogh of the boxing world."

"Get rich or die of poverty-related causes"

"No child donuts left behind."

"What do you call a scary bee? A boo bee."

"I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed. But none of them works."