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Joke of the Day

"Why did the boy drop his icecream? He was hit by a truck."

"Why are Muslims so violent? Because I slam."

"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!"

"I saw a man 3 foot 3 outside my house looking for my utilities readings Turns out he was the metre man"

"Admit it, you smiled. What do frogs do when they are depressed? They Kermit suicide."

"So my 10yr old & her friends were talkin about 'seizures' in class & this random kid yells out 'I LOVE their breadsticks!' Can I adopt him?"

"Did you hear about the new pill that's supposed to turn lesbian women straight? It's called tricoxagain."

"I knew you would come crawling back to me. Shut up and give me back the wheelchair."

"ME{from upstairs}: Honey, I'm gonna take a Buble bath WIFE: You mean bubble bath, dear ME: Right MICHAEL BUBLE: Are you getting in or what?"

"What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey? Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!"