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Joke of the Day
"What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !"
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"Just a short joke you are probably pretty familiar with yep, it's your penis"
"*slips on a banamna peel* *lifts up banamna peel w/ end of pen* somone get the detective,. somwhere out there, theres a nude banana"
"How does a penman make his living? He charges a calligra-fee of course!"
"Amazing scenes in rural US as Trump supporters are seen high-sixing each other."
"Wore my hair in a ponytail to Walmart and 4 people asked me to defend them in Drug Possession Cases. Court starts Monday."
"What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama? Squirming-ham"
"The dumbest joke I've ever heard. Donald Trump"
"Did you hear the joke about the sewing machine? It'll leave you in stitches!"
"I don't' carelessly utter profanities like a commoner. I take my time and articulate them properly; after all I'm a fcuking gentleman."