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Joke of the Day

"Plumbing My German plumber accidentally hooked up the gas pipes to my shower.... I guess old habits die hard."

"I tried to catch fog today Mist"

"Some people are like Slinkys. Not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when they tumble down the stairs."

"What prize did the dead body receive? Atrophy"

"What's brown and runny Usain Bolt"

"What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a? Pi * z * z * a"

"What was the code to hitler's secret bunker? NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!"

"We've replaced the names of the foreign countries & leaders in Trump's speech with the names of IKEA furniture. Let's see if he notices"

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old. -I saw this on twitter today and laughed, so I thought I would share."

"Pregnancy test that says, ""Your cart has 1 item in it"""