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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by posting in the wrong subreddit."

"[about to have sex] WIFE: what happened to all the condoms?! [cut to] ME: *making balloon animals at work* [cut back] ME: affair"

"Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal? Because he Reddit off the internet."

"Did you hear the one about the tiny prisoner who went down the stairs? It's a little condescending. ;)"

"What do you call a handful of gravel A palm-o-granite!"

"My friend was being attacked by a duck I tried to warn him but it only made things worse."

"The Hunger Games is like Soccer. Everyone runs around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."

"What's yellow and goes around? A banana in the washing machine."

"So a horse walks into a bar... The bartender says: ""Why the long face?"" The horse, unable to understand English, shits on the floor and walks out of the bar."

"I would have gladly studied to become a theoretical physicist,... but unfortunately, I'm allergic to B.S."