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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a ""to-go"" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant? Alfredosehen"

"Baa! ""My name is--"" Moo! ""My name is--"" Neigh! ""My name is *chickenchicken* Slim Shady."" -Eminem at a farm."

"My army buddy was jerking off one night. He was discharged by dawn."

"If this phone were really smart, it wouldn't let me call people."

"What do you call a rich male redhead? A Gingerbread Man. I'll just close the door behind me..."

"I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target today and, long story short, I'm covering for Debbie this weekend."

"What do you call a pickled deer? Dill Doe :D"

"Yo mama so poor... ...she can't even pay attention!"

"I met my wife while on holiday. Which was awkward, as I'd told her I was going to a funeral."

"Why did Trump bring his dog to the rally ? Because he likes it *ruffed up* !"