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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting a support group for men who have difficulty ejaculating Let us know if you can't come"

"So, it is clear now that the only person who can stop a Trump presidency is Hillary Clinton... ...by conceding in favour of Bernie Sanders."

"The NSA is to blame for obesity in The United States. Because the camera ads 10 pounds."

"*throws caution to the wind* *wind blows it back in my face at 100 mph*"

"I think the royal baby will be called Diana She'll be crashing into our lives any minute now."

"Can a widow's husband marry her daughter? No,dead people don't marry."

"Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented? What are our scientists doing?"

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? *Fish.*"

"Once I had a machine that made counterfeit pennies. I regret it now, but it made a lot of cents at the time."

"What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes? What you get served at KFC is original."