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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes at the airport I'll ask a stranger if they have an iphone charger and if they do I take mine out and say ""nice, me too"""

"What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida? In da-Nile"

"Heck. Where you're darned to if you don't believe in Gosh."

"Your mama is so poor She voted for Bernie Sanders! Bern!"

"In retrospect, the kidnapping was going according to plan until I blew my nose on the rag I'd soaked with chloroform."

"Do you think when Spider-Man gets stoned with Batman and the Hulk he sometimes thinks the spider on his chest is real and freaks out?"

"My friend told me that recycling is good for the environment Not on Reddit, apparently. I got downvoted a lot..."

"What's the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out"

"I just waited on hold 47 minutes for a tech that sounds like he learned English from a Furby."

"As a Malaysian, I thought that our Prime Minister would be crowned the worst political leader of the century But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card."