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Joke of the Day

"Do you think when Spider-Man gets stoned with Batman and the Hulk he sometimes thinks the spider on his chest is real and freaks out?"

"My doctor told me to examine my faeces every time I go to the toilet in order to monitor my health. But my bathroom is so dark, I can't see shit."

"Knock knock who's there Jo Jo who? Jo moms!"

"My wife's posted picture she took of me in the shower didn't go viral... Ain't no big thing."

"Did you know that trampolines used to actually be called jumpolines? That is, until 1982 when your mom got on one."

"My poem: I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. It's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."

"So glad Facebook has changed the layout again!! Said no one, ever..."

"Microsoft Office Stolen Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word"

"Did you hear Monica Lewinski is in town? I saw her going down on Clinton! (most towns/cities have a Clinton St.)"

"What did Ozzy Osbourne do after eating a whole Bull? He threw up the horns."