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Joke of the Day
"It would be really nice if everything was coffee."
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"""Boop"" - Zebra walking past a self service checkout."
"You may refer to him as Cap'n Crunch to others, but you must still salute him in person."
"My friend is blind and ignorant to the pain so many people suffer of having burning shits after eating spicy food. What an insensitive asshole."
"What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant? A pretentious connoisseurous."
"When I die, I want you to carry my casket So you can let me down one last time."
"if there were a zombie apocalypse i'd save a lot of kids but it would be only because i'd need them later to feed zombies so i can run away"
"My stages of drunk: 1) ""Everybody, watch this!"" 2) Prison"
"What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink? Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!"
"What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce? A chicken ceaser salad."