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Joke of the Day

"What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's? Jackpot!"

"What's green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"

"I'm having a very hard time believing that money can't buy me happiness. Especially since I'm constantly smiling when I have it."

"Did you hear about Bill Cosby's new biography? Its called ""The Coma Sutra""."

"Just complained to my girlfriend that my iPhone battery wasn't lasting more than 2 hours & it dawned on me that I'm white & totally spoiled."

"What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists? No strings attached"

"But seriously folks, what is Joe Walsh's best album?"

"Doctors in the 40's used to prescribe orgasms to stressed women. Which seems pretty liberal until you realize he used his hand to do it."

"You know you're a mover & a shaker when HR rewrites the dress code for you. Whatever Anita, those tear-away pants looked fabulous on me."

"Priests should not have to live in a state of forced celibacy, but be free to marry and let celibacy slowly descend upon them the usual way."