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Joke of the Day
"What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's? Jackpot!"
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"Watching a sex scene with my parents is so awkward. My mom is such a bad actress."
"When do Catholics allow the use of condoms? When the choir boys have diarrhea."
"Did you hear about the injured condiment? He had to be rushed to the Mayo Clinic."
"Hello is this NASA? Ya what will happen if the sun decided to come out at night? Is it still called night or morning? Hello?"
"What type of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the squirrels that it can be done."
"Want to hear a joke about Alzheimer's?"
"Of Course the Moon Landings Were Staged I've never heard of a single staged rocket going to the moon."
"How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she can fit into your wife's clothes."