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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to my arms They're always by my side"
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"Politically correct joke"
"Lap band surgery Waist knot, want not."
"Hey guys, which cell phone provider drops the most calls? I need to get one for my mom."
"Me: Every beautiful girl has an ugly friend Girl: That's why my friend is ugly Me: I see. You are just a pair of ugly girls"
"I always go the extra mile... because I always miss the exit on the freeway."
"After watching ""Breaking Bad"" and the VMAs in the same night, I think I'd rather my kid be a meth dealer than a musician."
"How to you make a Hormone? You kick her in the groin."
"Mantra at the gym: When the zombies come, cardio will matter."
"Why is Stephen Hawking successful? He can't run away from his responsibilities."