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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black Roy Rogers. Leroy Rogers."

"Why do all these blurry people keep telling me I'm drunk?"

"Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young."

"Which ant is the biggest? Elephant"

"Wife. Would you cut the label off my dress. Me. Sure *Snip* There you go. Wife. Thanks. Me. No problem. *Kicks pony tail under bed."

"A women takes her to dog to the vet. ""Doctor every time I take a shower my great dane tries to hump me""... Doctor: So you want him neutered. Woman: No, declawed."

"I am 51 and my girlfriend is 8 Months pregnant and I'm starting to panic a little. Do you think I am too old to be a dad?"

"And God said to Peter, ""come forth and I shall give you eternal life"" Unfortunately Peter came fifth and won a toaster"

"Told my 4 yo that his hamster died and that was in heaven with God. 4yo: Why would God want a dead hamster?"

"What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo"