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Joke of the Day

"How school works: In class: 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: John had 4 apples.He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun's mass."

"New twist on an old joke (long) Don't know if this is the right place for this but I think fellow joke-lovers will think it's amazing. http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/11/18/guy-walks-into-a-bar"

"I told my friends that I'm going for a date with a gorgeous girl, and they teased me that she's imaginary. Joke's on them, they are too."

"Scientist believe that coworkers are the main reason why humans developed middle fingers."

"A better name for everything bagels would be '3-5 things bagels'"

"How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal? It makes the front page."

"The only thing more important than your happiness is mine so get on it."

"Why don't blind people bungee jump? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."

"Q. What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common? A. Both are made to capture special moments."

"What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"