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Joke of the Day

"What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage. sorry."

"I can't decide which room not to clean first."

"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle? Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish."

"Two flying turtles found a rabbit inside a hole The rabbit cried out, ""Is it midnight?"""

"When I was younger, they used to be able to tell me and my twin brother apart by our balls. He'd bawl at night and I'd bawl during the day."

"How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?"

"The man who worte the Hokey Pokey died. They had a hard time placing him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, but as soon as they started trying to put the right leg in they had problems."

"Have the people who designed wine glasses ever washed dishes in their lives?"

"What type of drugs do ducks use? What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine."

"My friend lives in Colorado and wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."