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Joke of the Day

"There are only 2 things Donald Trump fears: 1) The world discovers he's been lying about being a billionaire, and 2) a strong wind."

"If the T-Rex had arms that were long enough to hug, they probably wouldn't have been so mean."

"How do you put a condom on a elephant? You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh."

"Im having a Shitty day.... Tell me a yoke"

"How do British people explain a period..? Bloody Hell"

"Job interview: "" if you want the job lick the floor"" -what? -lick the floor if you want the job *licks floor* Eww gross, can't hire that guy"

"TwoXchromosomes is so annoying. It sounds like a bunch of crying girls all joined up in one place."

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar then into a chair, and then into a table."

"Why is dyslexia so bad? It looks like daily sex to me."

"How can Peter Pan fly? You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter."