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Joke of the Day

"What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists? Yellow labs"

"What happens when a guy addicted to banging fat chicks doesn't get laid. Width-drawals."

"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before."

"*Invents silent snack packages. *Becomes president of the United States."

"Have you ever smelt moth balls before? Isn't it hard to pull their little legs apart?"

"Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"Why did the Jews wander in the wilderness for 40 years? Someone dropped a penny."

"Why can't moccasins play the blues? They've got no sole."

"How do you piss of female archaeologists? Hand them a used tampon and ask what period it's from."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to do it before it gets cool, and one to talk about how much better the old one used to be."