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Joke of the Day

"How old is Cam Brain? As old as trilobites."

"Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke? Because HE is the one who knocks."

"The past, the present & the future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"I work in a deli and put my cock in the bagel slicer. I got fired... ... and so did she."

"Anytime someone over reacts about a joke Hey, it's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard."

"Whilst at college I did experiment with marijuana. I did it in snow, I did it in sleet, but I did not in hail. ^-- ^Ed ^Byrne"

"What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn."

"What's the difference between a clever midget and my ex-girlfriend, the trackstar? One's a cunning runt... and I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore."

"When I was born I was given two choices: The first was to have a perfect memory, and the other was to have a huge penis. Unfortunately, I can't remember which one I chose."

"What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl? A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it."