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Joke of the Day
"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem? comes out of nowhere."
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"What is a Golden retriever's favorite sex position? It doesn't really matter, as long as its ruff."
"So a skeleton walks into a bar and says ""I'll have a beer and a mop"""
"My girlfriend is amazing, she is a Chinese food chef So shes very Lo Mein-tenance"
"Stallone took home the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor. Should sit nicely next to his Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film; Rambo."
"How do you cut the Roman Empire in half? With a pair of Caesars!"
"Just a soul-crushing reminder that you'll never effectively karate chop a pizza into slices."
"What do you call a Saudi cow? A moo-slim"
"Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again..."
"If really good-looking people are ""eye candy"" I guess that puts me somewhere around the ""eye broccoli"" category."