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Joke of the Day
"What do Iron Man's giggles sound like when he's sucking on a helium balloon? He fe he fe he fe."
Next Joke
"I feel like I'm not getting the full experience of a gas station bathroom if I don't cut and dye my hair and change my identity."
"Happy Mother's Day to moms around the world !!! advanced aprils fools day guys!!!"
"What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !"
"Did you hear about the guy who crashed his car into a tree? He wanted to see how much his Mercedes Benz"
"I got punched in the face last week - I now spend most of my time stroking gappy teeth with my tongue. I should probably stop making out with pensioners."
"Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls!"
"Helium Walks into a bar and orders a beer the bartender says sorry we don,t server noble gases here He Doesnt React"
"What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks? Basic Math"
"What does a white supremacist eat on their birthday? ........ A KKKake. I'll just see myself out now."