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Joke of the Day
"I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights."
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"Ford Ibble A car salesman asked me, ""What are you looking for in a car?"" I said, ""It has to be affordable"" He said, ""I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."""
"If you could own the entirety of Bill Gates' fortune or solve world hunger,... what color would your Lamborghini be?"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean. :D edit: funnier when said aloud"
"For $100,000 I will come into your organization and evaluate whether the other consultants you're working with are idiots."
"""This joke is told through a third persons omniscient point of view."" Said the guy who wanted everyone to know that he had gotten an A in his literature class."
"What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe? Clogs."
"You could make dinner for a toddler, or you could just cut out the middle man & throw away a plate of food and squirt ketchup on the dog."
"Donald Trump seeks total and complete ban on algebra because he thinks that it may be related to alqaeda"
"Two dust pans were dry humping.. I was like dude, get a broom already!"