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Joke of the Day
"I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights."
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"How do you turn soup into gold? You add 24 carats!"
"Michael J Fox SMH"
"How can you tell that a straight pin is confused? Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other."
"My jumper cables stopped working the other day So I called triple A to bounce up my trampoline"
"""Yes, I'd like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom, please."" ""Sir, that's a sleeping bag."""
"""If you could be anyone, living or dead, who..."" Me - ""dead"""
"what do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant"
"When the Paris attacks occured, did anyone think to call Ja Rule for some answers?"
"Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!"