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Joke of the Day
"Why was the broom late for work? It over swept."
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"You remind me of my pinkie toe because I know I'm eventually going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my place."
"*unexpected snow fall* Americans: ""It's the end. The apocalypse is here!"" Canadians: ""Huh...I might need a jacket"""
"Why doesn't each pokemon have an additional poke ball? Testicular cancer"
"What do you call a sad terrorist? A crisis"
"I have Ebola... ebola cerial."
"aHow many light bulbs does it take to change a man?a -light bulb factory worker going insane"
"Congratulations to Amy Winehouse For being sober one year."
"Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed? Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule."
"What do you call a group of racist mathematicians? The K^3"