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Joke of the Day
"Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving? Because she's dead."
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"I know that Bill Cosby is guilty because his comedy has been putting me to sleep for years"
"I dunked on my brother one summer, like, 20 yrs ago, on the adjustable hoop in the driveway, & I still think about it roughly twice a week."
"please stop asking me to change my password, i'm getting tired of renaming my cat all the time"
"Sometimes I feel like Stephen Hawking in the morning Because I can't get out of bed."
"When life gives you Marmaduke... make marmalade."
"Are you guys gonna enjoy your weekend I'm not I'll probably obsess over the problems I create in my mind then maybe eat something I regret"
"How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? Who says it's dark?"
"I got a puppy for my girlfriend. It was the best trade ever!"
"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing. Edit: ( )"