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Joke of the Day

"3 white girls go to a hotel . whats it called the "" i can't eve inn"

"Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff? Amazon."

"The difference between theory and practice is that in theory George Clooney should have been the best Batman."

"I bought my girlfriend a big helium balloon for her birthday it didn't go down very well."

"There are 2 types of people in the world The ones who can count."

"When I meet women, I immediately start talking about global warming. It's a real icebreaker."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Irish Jew, Amalie. Amalie who? Irish Jew Amalie-Christmas "

"I like to listen to Anu Malik's music while I study because he is a constant reminder on why it's important to get educated."

"Obi-wan: You look different. Vader: You left me burning alive in lava with no arms and legs. Obi-wan: I thought maybe you got a haircut."

"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'd love to be the bear of bad news. ""The bad news is, you're gonna need stitches. RAWR!"""