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Joke of the Day
"What did Hitler do to lose weight? He went on a Jews cleanse."
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"How do you know Santa Claus is married? He only comes once a year."
"What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !"
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you and I have a lot in common."
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"I can't stand Russian Dolls... They're always so full of themselves!"
"well, son, we named you after where you were conceived; that's why you're called The Frightening, Tyrannical Hellscape of Obama's America"
"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's head before she died? The Dashboard"
"A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening the boy called out sulkily ' Mum ! your husband's just come home.'"
"MRW when FineBros start losing subscribers rapidly... *gets sued*"