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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there."
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"You know you're getting fat when you make a comment about needing to lose weight and the other person doesn't say anything back."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !"
"What's the difference between me and a pigeon? A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW"
"Classic Norm MacDonald joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q"
"What's green, slimy, and smells like pork? Kermit's dick."
"What animal has 5 legs? A pit bull coming back from the playground."
"I don't think this guy who just told a woman to calm down understands how women work"
"What did the spaceman say at the restaurant? This steak is too fatty! I wish it was a little meatier."
"Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked."