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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries ""Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"""

"What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore? Row v. Wade"

"You know what they say about living on Navy ships? It has its ups and downs."

"Police: ""How high are you?"" Me: ""No officer. It's Hi, how are you?"""

"What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B? Brash."

"Why are you being weird about how we made eye contact and both smiled and then I took the form of an actual bat and chased you for 11 miles"

"How do Italian Jews like their bread? With-a matzah holes in it."

"Nothing has ever bothered me as much as my recent realization that I have never seen bird testicles."

"please god what the hell did i do to deserve all this *flashback to 12 years ago when i threw a flashbang at my own team in CounterStrike*"

"Today I found out my nephew is scared of the vacuum.. Today I also found out I have a very dark cruel evil side to me.."