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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B? Brash."
Next Joke
"Me: Hi, what's a good school binder for my 10yo girl here? Clerk: Trapper Keeper? Me: Haha, no, she's my own daughter."
"Me: *enters exam room Doctor: Please take off your... M: *unbuttons pants D: ?? M: *pauses* D: GLASSES! D: I'M AN EYE DR DAMNIT!"
"*at hostage negotiation class Prof: Let's go around and say why we're here Man: I joined the NYPD Woman: I'm in the FBI Me: I have a toddler"
"I decided to face reality today and I definitely won't be doing that again anytime soon."
"The worst part about breaking up right before Halloween is now I have to explain at every party why I'm dressed as half of a horse."
"My home pregnancy test came back negative. I guess my house is just getting fat."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning :("
"What's black and screams Stevie wonder answering the iron"
"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife..."