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Joke of the Day

"I feel like I heard this on Reddit, but it's just a solid joke. What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? A circus is full of many cunning stunts."

"Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper"

"What's green with little red wheels? Grass. I was lying about the little red wheels. Missing my grandpa today. This was always his favorite."

"OCD My little cousin has been diagnosed with an unusual case of OCD where all he does all day is organise dinner plates by the year they were made, It's an extremely rare dish-order........"

"So Einstein finally finished that theory about space he's been working on. It's about time too, right?"

"[waffle house] Waitress: how do u like your eggs Me: hatched and with their families W: no how do u like them cooked M: [spits out coffee]"

"Trump is like The Room. It's so bad, it's so good."

"The FAA can register my drone... ...when they pry it from my neighbour's cold dead head."

"I'll see your Limerick. . I was driving along in my Bentley, tossing off ever so gently I hit a bump in the road and I shot my load not on purpose, but quite accidently!"

"What did the car baby say to his car dad? Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!"