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Joke of the Day
"Sodium and Hydrogen should be friends. NaH, sounds like a bad idea"
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"What do gospel and interracial porn have in common? Gifted black people and constant calls to God."
"Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."
"What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence."
"Accidentally went to Rouge One instead of Rogue One. Boy is my face red."
"Why is a woman unlike a washing machine? After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around."
"Out of 11, how bad is your OCD?"
"What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist? Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI"
"Why did the professional poker player season his meat with marijuana? Because he wanted his steaks high."
"""Come on man! I'm sure your superpower is cool! Show me! ""Ok"" *stares at two glasses of soda* the diet is on the right."" ""Wow um..neat..."""