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Joke of the Day
"I didn't really want to take my friend's true or false test But he wouldn't take no for an answer"
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"My bike wheel really surprised me the other day. It spoke"
"Last Christmas I bought my mother-in-law a Jack Daniels t-shirt having previously told me she enjoyed encounters with spirits. She looked angry and said ""I'm a medium"" Bullshit!! XXL fit her perfect!"
"What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? Is there a dog?"
"What's ET short for? He's only got little legs"
"So Jesus walks into a hotel... Jesus walks into a hotel and hands the receptionist 3 nails. He asks the receptionist, 'Could you put me up for the night?'"
"[DJ] A man dug three holes and said.... Well, well, well... Yes [DJ] = Dad Joke warning It's honestly my dad's favorite joke."
"I just found out I'm an amateur nudist. I thought I was pretty good at it but apparently if you don't have the right certifications they'll call the mall security."
"How many friend-Zoned Guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just compliment it and then get pissed off when it wont screw."
"Why did the snowman start smiling Because he saw the snow blower coming"