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"Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery"
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"I broke up with my girlfriend today Now I need to buy that movie again!"
"Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse says ""that's offensive asshole!"" -The one and only OG Nipple"
"First cave man to 2nd cave man: ""I don't care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."""
"Most Well-known Speeches: 1. Gettysburg Address - Abe Lincoln 2. I Have a Dream - Martin Luther King 3. You Need to Floss - Every Dentist"
"What was more important than the invention of the first telephone? The second telephone."
"Passport pictures make you look exactly how you feel just before that much needed vacation."
"My Asian roommate says I have schizophrenia. Jokes on him, I don't have a roommate."
"Why did the hippie drown? He was too *far out*!"
"My wife says she hates it when our next door neighbour sunbathes topless in the garden. Personally I'm on the fence."