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Joke of the Day
"What was more important than the invention of the first telephone? The second telephone."
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"I need a high resolution photo of Puff Daddy... ... so I can make my 1080P. Diddy joke."
"I went to the optometrist the other day and he told me I was colourblind... It came right out of the purple"
"I don't have any of friends to share my video game screenshots with... Because I play video games."
"Keep yelling ""dance!"" and shooting at my feet, tough guy. I studied tap for 9 years and you're going to look like an idiot."
"You think it's difficult to plug one nostril and blow out the other? It's snot rocket science."
"There were two old men... That were sitting on their porch, when a dog comes up and starts licking his dick. One old man said, ""I wish I could do that "" Then the other said, ""that dog would bite you."""
"Jesus' crucifixion was a success... They totally nailed it!"
"I just got to my Grandpa's house, we have a little talk about politics, and then he says we should watch something intelligent... And then He put on Fox News."
"LPT: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain,and that's where shitty ideas come from."