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Joke of the Day
"I think my roommate might be gay... His dick tastes like shit."
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"A horse walks into a bar... And being a horse, and incapable of speech, he poops on the floor and walks out."
"""And then the Bears mauled Goldilocks to death and ate her, reminding us that home invasion never has a happy ending."""
"Why do bulimics love KFC? It comes with a bucket."
"Just shared w/ my son the amazing story of a boy who wanted to go to his friend's house & didn't get to go & yet everybody lived in the end."
"What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner? Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michael_j_fox_shaken_not_stirred.gif"
"What is reddits least favorite dish? Kung Pao Chicken"
"What do you call a cross between a turducken and a tofurkey? A turfucken."
"What were the old-time gangster's last words? ""Who put this fucking violin in my violin case?!"""
"Played twister with my kids and now hold the world record for saying, ""That's not your left foot"" a billion times."