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Joke of the Day

"What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner? Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michael_j_fox_shaken_not_stirred.gif"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!"

"What does a cow call his girlfriend? His significant udder."

"My roommate is a chemistry major, and plays the organ.. One could say that he's an organic chemist."

"I knocked on my neighbour's door. I said, ""Can you keep it down a bit please?"" ""Why?"" he asked. I said, ""I just feel a bit uncomfortable talking to you when you are erect."""

"911 OPERATOR (female): What's your emergency GUY (being murdered): Haha nothing what are you up to"

"I'm not afraid of spiders. I'm afraid of people who are afraid of spiders. Please stop screaming and put down the hammer."

"My local grocery store has a special deal going on at the self scan aisle, buy one get like 30 free."

"The seven dwarves were sitting in a sauna feeling happy so happy got up and left"

"If you see me tied to a horse please know I don't own one so whoever robbed me has gone out of their way to make me look like a fool."