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Joke of the Day

"Every Woman has a V, What am I? I start with a ""v"" and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes."

"How much toilet paper do people use on a daily basis? A shit ton."

"The youngest daughter of a cannibalistic family was late to dinner She got the cold shoulder"

"I'm not dumb, I just have a lot of blonde moments."

"On average, how many people are dead in a cemetery? All of them."

"I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 pm The clock turned to 12:00 and I thought to myself, ""Same shit, different day."""

"What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment!"

"I like my drinks like I like my women. Whatever's available."

"I tried looking up another word for butthurt But I can't find my thesoreass."

"What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do? A hypokrout."