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Joke of the Day
"Why did the woman fall into the well? She couldn't see that well."
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"Did you hear about the girl with twelve nipples? Sounds strange, dozen tit?"
"What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks? Nice to meet you both."
"Be careful in traffic with your pasta car... You wouldn't want it to get al dente."
"My wife asked me for a double-entendre.... .....so I gave her one."
"My son is suspended? Yes, in-school suspension. So he goes to school? Yes, but he's suspended. Suspended IN THE SCHOOL? Yes. Idiot."
"What did the Orthopedist Comedian Magician say to his patient? ""For my next trick, i'll tickle your funny bone"""
"White boards aren't just great They're remarkable"
"That one about the three helium atoms is pretty funny. HeHeHe"
"What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast? Nobody ever says ""Thank you for your service"" to the latter."