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Joke of the Day
"*cutting the sleeves off a snuggie and calling it a thuggie*"
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"I slept with this girl, and in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed. She said one pig in the blanket was enough."
"What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day? Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day."
"What do you call ham that feels better? Cured ham."
"Like most movies. I show big things in my trailer."
"Why do japanese have small eye slits? because nuclear explosions are so fucking bright. (i'm going to hell for this)"
"After nine years of being together, I finally got down on one knee. And begged her to take it up the arse."
"My friends say there is a gay guy in our circle of friends... I really hope it's Todd, he's cute"
"Where can you find an asexual person? You can't. They ain't fuckin' anywhere."
"Jenner is a hero, and quite frankly saved some lives Had I not replaced the Jenner in my truck last week I wouldnt have been able to shift into neutral when my accelerator stuck today."