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Joke of the Day
"What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner!"
Next Joke
"She needs to slow her roll. Only been with my girlfriend for two months and she wants to meet my parents. She needs to chill, i waited nine months before meeting them myself."
"""Nice place!"" Mmmehh ""Hungry?"" Mmmehh ""You look nice."" Mmmehh ""DO I EVEN MAKE YOU HAPPY?!?"" Mmmehh ""Mom told me not to date a goat."""
"Doctor Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't talk rubbish!"
"What do you do if your lawnmower stops working? Deport him back to Mexico"
"Dude, I'd love to go out with you, but this one person 80s dance party in my living room isn't going to host itself."
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'am without adding, ""You're making a scene"""
"What do you call a gay geologist? Substrate."
"A three legged dog Walks into a bar, sits down and says im looking for the man that shot my paw."
"Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis? They have RAMallah."