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Joke of the Day

"If i had a pound for every 'Brexit' joke on here... I'd still only have about 5 cents."

"I've replaced my friends insulin with heroin. This is the most expensive prank I've ever done but it's ok, I'll rob him when he's dead."

"If you are wondering how many ketchup packets you can put in a Holiday Inn hot tub before people stop going in, the answer is 9."

"And now for the best horror game of the year! FNAF vs Slender:The Arrival! FNAF wins! (The FNAF fanbase will scream at us if we pick anything else)"

"JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent."

"why is Peter Pan always flying because he neverlands."

"I'd love to be a mayfly. But only for a day."

"What do you wear when it's raining homophobia? A straight jacket."

"Post this on your Facebook then count your programmer friends. My phone is broken, please send me message on my Facebook or my Gmail."