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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine told me that I should try and come up with a joke about Staircase Wit. I can't think of one right now, but I'm sure I'll think of a great one later."

"Last night I got too drunk and sensibly took a bus home Pretty proud of myself...Never drove a bus before."

"Light beer is like having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water"

"When I was a little kid, I had this friend that was always counting. I wonder what he's up to these days."

"I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he died. He said ""Never forget what I'm about to tell you"" then some story about corn."

"That's a really big gun in your pants. And that's how you get out of a speeding ticket."

"I've been going to the gym for five years now and I still don't have abs. It sucks being the cleaner."

"For my new year's resolution I will stop replying to funny jokes I hear by saying LOL"

"Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, that's more like it."

"What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle? A round of applause ...because they all have the clap."