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Joke of the Day

"They just opened a sperm bank for gay couples. You can get it by the buttload."

"I was on the exercise bike for almost 30 minutes just now. It was pretty easy. Tomorrow I may even try using the pedals."

"Love's a lot like a bullet in that the exit usually causes the most damage."

"Be nice to kids. Seriously, they have guns now."

"The Tea Party sounds quite nice until you discover their tea tastes of homophobia and their fondant fancies are made of guns and rage."

"How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ? You can feel his presents ..."

"How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it."

"What's the difference between America any yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture."

"What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert? A daydreamer stares out of windows."

"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car"