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Joke of the Day
"What causes something to go up and then down? Viagra falls"
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"I'm 97% sure President Reagan would be riding a horse through the Middle East right now punching terrorists in the face."
"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
"therapist: im glad u overcame ur fear of snakes and all but- me, with a snake: ur gonna say i shouldn't have married this snake aren't u"
"Throwing a surprise party for my girlfriend so just remember that on the count of three we all yell ""SURPRISE YOU'RE ERIC'S GIRLFRIEND"""
"Me: I love you..Marry Me! Burrito: I'm a Burrito..stop drinking."
"What do you call a deer with one good eye? A good idear..."
"What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force? ISITH"
"Two men walk into a bar.. The first one orders H^2 O And the second orders H^2 O too. The second man dies."
"What is a rocket's favorite meal? Launch! Another one from my 9 year old."